When a Paris resident’s romantic evening took a turd for the worse, he decided to take matter into his own hands.
No thanks to careless dog walkers, his street in the 10th arrondissement had turned from chic, to shit. Every day brought a new soft rock waiting to be stepped into. Inspired by his Australian cultural forebears – just joking, it was Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter – he scoured the Internet and found an answer that lay in nature itself.
If Paris was a jungle, what if he could mimic the scent of the biggest and scariest jungle animal, and scare tiny shitty dogs away, once and for all? We’re talking about using lions to scare dogs away.
But would it be possible to unleash the beast in a country under lockdown?
In this must-see ‘How To Paris’ episode, we tell the story of how one humble man became the only superhero that France has always needed.
This is the story of the Poo Hunter of Paris.